Wanted: Patient, loving, kind, patient, mobile person. Must love babies. Must love walking. Must love holding babies while walking. Will pay extra for gentle bouncing when baby will not settle for mere walking motion. Conversational skills with a moderately crazy mommy considered a plus.

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You could fold the laundry, clean the shower, do the dishes, pick up the toys, vacuum, play with the toddler – and I’ll walk/bounce with the baby.