…is that manufacturers put TAGS on electrical cords warning you to keep your child AWAY from said cords.

If it weren’t for the tag, the cords around my house would have rested comfortably in obscurity. But no. The tags scream out to my child.

“TOUCH ME.” “EAT ME.” “I AM YOUR FAVORITE TOY.”

And so I spend half my day dragging Benjamin out from underneath the computer desk. And diaper changes have turned atrocious ever since he noticed that there is a TAG on the wipe warmer cord. I have become quite proficient in changing a diaper on a backwards baby.
Josh thinks our child might have an unnatural obsession with tags (and paper. and plastic shopping bags.). Is it true? Or do all children do this?