1. I’ve got tan-lines. Oh yeah. Well, I did yesterday, anyway…
  2. My clothes are on the line. Yep, those “unsightly,” “dirty, unsanitary” laundries are being “stored” on the balcony again.
  3. My thighs hurt. Because that crazy hubby of mine talked me into running yesterday.
  4. We had our first brats of the season this weekend. (Brats = bratwurst, not those trampy dolls with too much make-up and not enough clothing.)
  5. I’ve sworn off socks til October. The birks are back, baby.

What makes spring official for you?