For those of who not in the practice of reading backwards, that’s:

Recipe Swap:  Backwards Edition

This is the edition where you confess your culinary catastrophes (cannot… control… alliteration…) in hopes someone out there can set you straight.

Simply blog your desperate plea, link it below to Mr. Linky and hopefully someone will google “Paws : Noitide Sdrawkcab,” find your plight, and come to your rescue.

So.  My confession.  Here it is.  For the whole blogging world.  I’ll just spit it right out there.  No stalling.  None whatsoever.

Ahem.

I… cannot… make… meatloaf.

I love meatloaf.  It seems easy enough.  (Except for the fondling of raw meat.) 

(But I can get past that.  Because meatloaf is so tasty!)

Just not mine.  Mine always ends up swimming in a pool of grease (and, yes, I’ve tried lean beef; to no avail).  It doesn’t have the right consistency.  And it’s swimming in a pool of grease.  And it’s greasy.  And it falls apart because, well, of all the grease.

To be fair, I haven’t tried this dish in a few years.  Because I’m not fond of throwing out food that a) I spent time on and b) I spent money on.

So what I need right now from you is your fool-proof, fail-safe meatloaf recipe.  Something you’ve made a thousand times – perfectly every time.  AND you have the recipe written down in explicitly detailed form.  So that I cannot mess this up in any way.  It must be impossible to goof.  This is the only way I can gather enough courage to try this meal again.

Because my meatloaf confidence is shattered.  I have low meatloaf-esteem. 

Please help. 

(You can either leave your recipe in the comments, or blog it and link it in the comments. But please don’t link it in Mr. Linky.  Please reserve that for other requests for recipe help.)

Next week on Recipe Swap – Desserts: Summer Edition.  I need me some dessert recipes that don’t call for a 350 degree kitchen, thankyouverymuch.  See you then!