I meant to, but … the hot weather … it’s making me sluggish.  😛

But I’m telling you now.

The seller refused to release our earnest money.

He claimed that since he agreed to “fix” the termite damage, he had fulfilled his half of the bargain and we were expected to buy the house.  What he DIDN’T realize was that I HAVE SMART READERS who scared me thousands of miles away from that infested house.

This totaled our house-adventure losses at $350 for inspection and $500 earnest money.  We would have also had to pay $300 in loan application fees, but, being the procrastinators that we are, we hadn’t turned in our half of the paperwork and were on our way to do so on the day we found out about the termites.

We asked the realtors what to do to get our earnest money back; they said to call an attorney.

At this point, I’m starting to wonder why we even got realtors involved.

So Josh called the attorney, and he said the seller was completely within his rights to keep our money if he has followed our requests to repair the damage.

But he hasn’t fixed the problem.  How are we to know the termites aren’t also beneath the carpet?  in the walls?  in the ceiling?

So we addressed this issue in an updated request to the seller.  Josh worded it beautifully, making it sound very legal and impressive.  He told the seller that in order to fix the damage found in the inspection, the seller would have to rip up floors and tear open walls, not only in the house but also in the garage.  He’d have to hire an engineer of Josh’s choosing to inspect the place, and then, of course, he’d have to put the everything back together again.  To our satisfaction.

In a perfect world, this would have been all we needed to get out.  Unfortunately, the world of house-buying and realtors is far from perfect.

Because we also had a timeline to follow, and if we missed any steps along the way, WE would be the ones defaulting and the seller could then steal our $500.  After the acceptance of our offer, we had 21 days to secure financing.  (And remember?  We never turned in those papers.)  Those 21 days were due to be up on Friday, unless the seller signed a 10 day extension.  And the seller had 6 days to accept or decline our request for repairs.  And we made the request on Tuesday.  So if he was a clever, merciless, scruple-less character, he could wait until Saturday, when WE defaulted and then take our money.

We explored other options.  Our co-signers (Josh’s parents), said they’d pull out, leaving us without financing, therefore getting us our money back.  Because apparently, in every other city, the inability to secure financing means you get our money back.  And if you read the purchase agreement we signed, it looks like it might say something along those lines, but it is very vague.  But our realtors were kind enough to explain to us that it most certainly does not mean that.  So we couldn’t get out by losing our co-signers.

Our only other option, it seemed was to finish the loan paperwork, pay $300 for the underwriting and application fees, and end up at least getting $200 back when our earnest money came back.

Unless, of course, the seller agreed to rip up floors and tear down walls.  Then I don’t know what we’d do.

So we prayed.  Our ex-co-signers prayed.  I meant to tell you guys to you could be praying.

Sorry about that.

But anyway, yesterday, we got a call from the realtor saying that the seller has released our earnest money and has released us from our purchase agreement.

Big sigh.

Turns out he has scruples.  Thank you, Lord!

So, NEXT TIME, when we do this house-buying thing, Josh and I are going to write our OWN purchase agreement that will VERY PLAINLY STATE in CAPITAL LETTERS that IF THERE IS TERMITE DAMAGE FOUND UPON INSPECTION AND YOU HAVE NOT DISCLOSED THIS INFORMATION, SELLER WILL RELEASE BUYER’S EARNEST MONEY, REFUND INSPECTION COSTS TO BUYER, RELEASE BUYER FROM THE PURCHASE AGREEMENT, AND THEN WALK ACROSS HOT COALS TO BUYER’S SATISFACTION.

The end.