They can now be employed as dairy cows.  You know, so the dairy cows can have a break.

At least one Swiss restaurant has developed a new, innovative idea of using breastmilk in their soups, stews, and sauces.  They buy the milk from donors.  I wonder what the going rate is.  I know cow milk over here is just over $3/gallon.  I’m not sure I’d be willing to put that much effort into something that only warranted three measly dollar bills.

But, besides that, how would you feel about consuming human milk instead of cow’s?  Honestly, I wouldn’t be deterred.  I know there’s a hang-up in our county, and breastmilk is labeled “icky.”  Why?  Is it because it is secreted from human glands?  You really prefer something secreted from cow glands?

Because you may soon have the option to choose which set of mammary glands you prefer – if PETA has its way, anyhow.  They recently wrote Ben & Jerry’s to make the suggestion that they follow suit after the Swiss.

They declined, by the way, stating that human milk is intended for children, not ice cream.

I don’t care whose milk you use in my dessert.  Frankly, I’d like to see some more goat milk options out there.  But I have this image of women in stalls hooked up to pumps all day, enduring the same abuse that cows have for decades.  Because, honestly, how much milk does a company like Ben & Jerry’s employ in a day?  And how much milk would willing mothers be able to produce in a day?  After, you know, they feed their own kids, of course.  Because you aren’t putting us on any growth hormones, thankyouverymuch.

Breastmilk is healthier for humans, for sure.  I won’t argue.  But that’s not the only reason PETA is attempting to bring this change to America.  They honestly want to reduce the cow-abuse by bringing in humans to help relieve the load.

I’d rather see the government give less subsidies to corn farmers and more to the farmers that treat their animals with dignity and care.  We really don’t need anymore high fructose corn syrup, guys, but I could do without the pus in my milk created by overworked and thereby infected bovine mammary glands.

(What?  You didn’t know you were pouring pus on your corn flakes?  Read here for more than you can stomach on the subject.)

And, would you look at that, we got off subject.

So, breastmilk ice cream.  Would you eat it?

For the complete letter PETA sent to Ben & Jerry’s, see the article here.  Thanks for the link, Ashley!