So you want to know what Josh got for his birthday?

Let me explain.

Let me take you back to the year 1999.

A senior in high school, on the basketball team, and dating a pretty hot young thang, if I do say so myself. And this is what he drove:

Fast forward to 2003. A junior in college, married to that hot thang. Plays intramural basketball. But the sports car had died a painful death in a parking lot, involving a conversion van. Since The Wife now had a say in what vehicle they bought, this is what he drove:

2009 – Still in school. Plays basketball a few times a year. Wife’s in maternity clothes. Again. Then, when his third child was born, his family (pictured above, driving off in the Taurus) traded him his sedan for this:

Three weeks later, he cracked. Couldn’t take the whole “getting older” thing. And bought this on his 28th birthday:

If that’s not a quarter-life crisis, I don’t know what is.