Hey you!

I’m open!

A creative shot in H-O-R-S-E.

(No one made it.)

(I love it when they use my baby as a prop.)

One gorgeous cheerleader.

And her sister/dog sitter.

(Also gorgeous.)

(Both her and the dog.)

(But her moreso than the dog.)

Catch o’ the day.

Hmm. They must be watching something amazing.

Ah.  Yes.

Now that’s pretty amazing, if you ask me.

But you’re pretty good, too, guys.

Very dainty.

(Not makin’ fun.)

(You should see me try to make a … what’s this shot called?)

Now this is my scene.  Sitting.  I’m a pro at sitting.

Oh, Family.

People say I look like her.

(We’re not related through blood.)

(Which is a good thing.)

(Cuz then I wouldn’t have been allowed to marry her cousin.)

People say I act like her.

(Which is probably not good.)

(As she’s a freshman in college and I’m a mother of three.)

(She’s very mature for her age.)

I have a long tongue.

(No parenthetical interruption necessary.)