You’re cleaning up breakfast dishes in relative peace and quiet when all of a sudden, three things happen, all at once.
1) You’ve got to poop.
2) The baby runs past you with a very saggy, very stinky, very messy diaper.
3) The older two break out in a no holds bar drag ’em down, knock ’em out brawl over whether the game of the minute should be Cars or Fairies.
What do you do?
Go!
I say you should change the baby on your lap while you’re on the toilet and make the older finish the dishes. But somehow I doubt that would work in real life.
The more realistic option is probably to run away to the back bedroom and blog about the craziness.
This may accomplish nothing and ensure internal damage, poopy baby hands, and ill-tempered children, but it also encapsulates a moment you can chuckle over during naptime.
Who’s with me?!
lol. you crack me up. I’d say tell two older ones to sit on opposite ends of the couch not talking while you bring baby to the bathroom and change him on the floor while you’re pooping… laying a towel down first of course, you wouldn’t want to put the baby on the floor. 🙂
Thanks, I really needed a good chuckle today! Have a blessed day!
Oh my goodness, this made me laugh. Have you been spying on my life??
Does naptime include a glass of wine?
Grab the baby, quick change, yell at the kids while changing the baby, and pray that you can hold it just a bit longer! 🙂 I found your blog via a google search on cloth diapers. Hi!
~Sarah
OMG!
Add a few four legged furry creatures into the mix and you would be at our house.
I’m with you~ it’s best to take care of business first and tend to the little ones later.
Tamar
More like a cup of coffee. If I’m treating myself particularly well, it’ll be a homemade peppermint mocha. Mmmmm.
Yes. I installed a nanny cam and watch you like a reality show. With all my free time. 🙂 lol