Just a little song to get stuck in your head this morning. 🙂 Nobody Told Me that There’d Be These Things (Sung to the tune of These Are A Few of My Favorite Things) Boogers on noses and dog poop on mittens, Scouring the kettles and healing the bitten, Toddlers...
We went to the mall yesterday to combine a $15/50 coupon with a jean sale at Old Navy. After piling all the kids into the car, then out of the car and into the stroller, then through the mall doors that weren’t really created to accommodate double jogging...
Josh and I were having a conversation in the car. It was either yesterday or the day before. Or the day before that. The days tend to blur together. Anyway, we were talking. I had some point I was trying to get across. Meanwhile, in the back, Benjamin was...
1). The Logic: There was only one left. You can’t split a cupcake five ways. Problem solved. 2). The Illogic: The kids didn’t finish their milk. I didn’t want to throw it out, and I wasn’t in the mood for milk. Problem solved. 3). The Stretch:...
He was playing with his toys in the corner of the room the last time my heavy eyes slid closed. The next time they jerked open was when I realized whatever dream I was enjoying should not have included such wet noises. Painfully ripped from blissful unconsciousness, I...